1 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,225 Come on. 2 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,728 You guys are so dramatic. 3 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:33,032 I heard you were sneaking around our gate. 4 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,075 Trying to find a way out, eh? 5 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,702 Cute. 6 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:39,496 Grab a seat. 7 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,415 I insist. 8 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:43,460 Okay. 9 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,421 You know, 10 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,174 this gun was handcrafted 11 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:53,302 in 1862 during the American Civil War, 12 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,388 designed specifically for dueling, 13 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,557 when things get up close and personal, 14 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,185 when you're at war with your neighbor. 15 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,520 Hmm, the bullets are tiny. Don't do shit. 16 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:06,273 I could say the same about you. 17 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:09,401 And I'm surprised you'd leave us. 18 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,028 I thought for sure you'd want to watch 19 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,488 your friends in the final round. 20 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,490 Those losers aren't my friends. 21 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,409 Fuck them, and fuck you, you weirdo. 22 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,786 I just want to get out of here. 23 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,579 You are delightful. 24 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:24,917 And I would wish you bon voyage, 25 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:31,006 but you got a peek at something you shouldn't have. 26 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:33,092 I didn't see anything. 27 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,178 Good. There was nothing to see. 28 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,429 Maybe that's why I didn't see it. 29 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,182 - See what? - Exactly. 30 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,269 Oh, and if it's all the same, 31 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:48,148 I'd like to have you as my guest for the final round. 32 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,484 Just to be safe. 33 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,281 It'd be my fucking pleasure. 34 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:57,784 Wunderbar. 35 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,080 Rise and shine. 36 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,457 The final round of the tournament is here. 37 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,419 in honor of your last morning as my guests, 38 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:12,047 I've arranged a special treat. 39 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,882 Who loves breakfast? 40 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,512 All righty. 41 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,097 Let's do bacon and cheddar on the first one. 42 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,850 On the second one, let's go a little more intercontinental. 43 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,936 Let's do mushies, feta, oh, and is that pesto? 44 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,396 Oh, yeah, let's do that. 45 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,648 - And for you? - Cheese. 46 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,817 Not so much to say 47 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,944 now that all your little buddies are gone, huh? 48 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,821 I can make new buddies. 49 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:39,200 But you only had one, and now it's gone. 50 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,287 Harold would want me to kill you, 51 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,582 and I will in his honor. 52 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,836 God, you're a fool. 53 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,296 You've had it in for me 54 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,881 ever since I came to Blackfield. 55 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,008 Blackfield was my asylum. 56 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,718 I was the most popular murderer. 57 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:58,677 And then you show up 58 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,596 like king shit of fuck mountain. 59 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,349 Nobody steals my spotlight. 60 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,392 Oh, I'm going to be stealing a lot more than that 61 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,186 when this is all said and done. 62 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,189 It's gonna be a pleasure to finally put you in the ground. 63 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,941 Yeah, I bet you think you're going to suck me inside of you. 64 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,444 And I'm telling you right now, it ain't happening. 65 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,780 I don't want you inside of me. I want you dead! 66 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,948 Your omelet, sir. 67 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,993 Ooh, is that a salsa bar? 68 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:26,205 Me llamo hungry. Olé! 69 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,259 Are people aware of how much better 70 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,552 sex in a bed is? 71 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,721 We-- should we tell them? 72 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,516 All I know is you couldn't hit that angle in Roadkill. 73 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,940 Oh, man. 74 00:03:58,697 --> 00:03:59,781 Hey, where are you going? 75 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,659 Come back. For all we know, 76 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,327 the tournament could start tomorrow. 77 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,121 You should try and relax. 78 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,332 I just need to be ready. 79 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,293 I feel like I'm standing at the edge of a cliff. 80 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:15,630 Yeah, my stomach is all twisted too. 81 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,011 Look, if you're worried we're not going to win-- 82 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,263 It's not that. 83 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,558 I'm worried what it'll take to win. 84 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:31,145 We knew Calypso wasn't going to make it easy on us. 85 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,272 That's what makes your wish-- 86 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,817 our wish worth it. 87 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,403 But if we both make it through this-- 88 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,448 John, if we both make it, 89 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:46,118 that means we each got to get through Raven 90 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,203 and Sweet Tooth and Grimm. 91 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,581 - I know it sounds impossible. - That's putting it lightly. 92 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,876 The odds are against us. - Fuck the odds. 93 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:57,047 We keep fighting until we don't have to anymore. 94 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,342 That's all we can do. 95 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,844 All right? 96 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:04,679 We keep fighting. 97 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:10,267 Hmm, I notice you didn't mention Mike or Stu. 98 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,102 Oh, yeah. Maybe we can win. 99 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,756 We're almost at the finish line. 100 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,024 This is it. 101 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,527 It's all I got left of Dave. 102 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,451 He was simple, 103 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:13,872 but also complex, you know? 104 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:17,543 Anyway, may his soul rest as he lived, 105 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,753 chill as hell. 106 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:25,259 - Are you sure? - Yes. 107 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,136 It's the only way 108 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,054 You do it. 109 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,432 I'm not strong enough. 110 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,439 It's done now. 111 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,910 I know Dave was an eater of man. 112 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,706 He probably would have eaten my ass, too. 113 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,626 When I was alone out there, man, he-- 114 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,254 he had my back. 115 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,340 I should have come back for you. 116 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,426 I was a coward. 117 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,011 My best friend was probably murdered, 118 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,680 and I just sat there and let it happen. 119 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,809 Never again, dude. 120 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,104 I'd fucking die for you, Mike. 121 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,690 I won't lose you again. 122 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,568 We ain't dying today. 123 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,153 We're gonna go get that wish. 124 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:26,988 Hell yeah we are. 125 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,450 - Fuck you! - Bring it here, man. 126 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,455 - Sorry. - It's okay. 127 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,040 I love you, bro. - I love you too. 128 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,376 We need to let May down easy. 129 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,919 She assumes she's coming with us. 130 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,046 Right. That's why I'm saying if you break it to her easy, 131 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,381 she might be more chill. 132 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,800 Okay. She won't, but you'll listen to you. 133 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,343 She looks up to you. - Yes, I know. 134 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,594 That's because I'm the cool friend. 135 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,429 You're more of, like, an authority figure, 136 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,639 like a dad. 137 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,475 I do not give off dad vibes. 138 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,727 Says the man who grunts when he stands up. 139 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,021 Oh, my back, my back. 140 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,650 Okay, all right, Rochambeau for it. Ready? 141 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,487 What the hell is that? 142 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,488 It's a gun. 143 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,574 Gun beats tire. Tire beats road. 144 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,451 No, that's not how you play. 145 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:18,539 Also, rock crushes gun. I win! 146 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,291 Damn it, I never thought about a rock. 147 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,088 Mayhem? 148 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,339 Where the hell is she? 149 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,216 Hey! 150 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,361 Stu? 151 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,531 I'm okay. I'm fine. 152 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,034 Thanks for the hand, dude. 153 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,746 So, does anybody else have a bag on their head? 154 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,540 Drivers! 155 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,960 Reveal yourselves! 156 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:24,897 Welcome to the final round! 157 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,701 My friends, 158 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:40,037 insiders and outsiders alike, 159 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,414 you have watched these six drivers compete 160 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,583 round after round, 161 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,835 destroying anyone and everyone 162 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,671 who stands in their way. 163 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:54,093 Wait! 164 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,637 They've been watching us the entire time? 165 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,556 Come on, Stubert, Let's scoot out of here-aah! 166 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,309 Listen to them! They love me! 167 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,644 Yes! 168 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,107 Fuckin' sheep. 169 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,235 I've never seen this many people in one place before. 170 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,112 I know. It's so many. 171 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,614 And half of them hate us. 172 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,449 Oh, shit. There's Mayhem. 173 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,951 She's got good seats. 174 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,453 You think she's okay? 175 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,831 Hm, she seems fine. 176 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:24,915 It's better up there with him 177 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,917 than she would be down here with us. 178 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:32,840 Today, insiders and outsiders 179 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,719 join each other in celebration. 180 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,472 And is there a day more appropriate for unity 181 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,350 than Christmas? 182 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,855 This time of year was always about hope. 183 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,733 And my drivers have shown you 184 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,818 that if you work hard enough 185 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,487 and pull yourself up by your hubcaps, 186 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,240 you too can achieve miracles. 187 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:02,036 You can have your greatest wish granted. 188 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,620 I think I'm missing something here, Stu. 189 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,789 What's with all the wish talk? 190 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,791 It's the entire reason we're here. 191 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,668 First I'm hearing of it. 192 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,836 Dude, we talked about the wish 193 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,046 in the weird well room place. 194 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,422 You wanted to keep the coin. 195 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,673 I thought he was joshing. 196 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,508 Joshing? Why would he be joshing? 197 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,761 I don't know, I mean, he seems like a josher, 198 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,220 you know, sneaky, the kind of guy 199 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,805 who'd make you throw away a perfectly good coin 200 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,223 in some dirty water 201 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,641 and then laugh about it with his friends afterwards. 202 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,934 I'm no asshole, Stu. 203 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,811 But you are a moron. 204 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,856 I wish for all the walls to come down. 205 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,780 Fuck the outsiders! 206 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,450 Get outta here! 207 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,244 To win your wish, 208 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:48,208 you simply must be the last contestant driving. 209 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,712 This day shall henceforth be known 210 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,674 as a new holiday, 211 00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,844 the day of Twisted Metal. 212 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,775 Drivers, on your marks. 213 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,569 - How's your leg? - Not good. 214 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,446 Fuck. 215 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,552 Hey, hey, Stu! What are you doing? 216 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,469 Sorry, force of habit. 217 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,304 Get in! 218 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,110 Which one of you motherfuckers is first? 219 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,989 Whoo! This is feeling right, baby! 220 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,615 Aah! 221 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,326 Shit! 222 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,911 Dude, are you good? 223 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,996 Look, I can't do it, man. You're gonna have to drive too. 224 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,914 With what? Calypso kabobed my thigh! 225 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,333 You're gonna have to steer with me. 226 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,126 I'll take the pedals. - Are you fucking kidding me? 227 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,297 Shit! 228 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,631 Farewell, my son. 229 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,966 Brake left! Brake left! 230 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,764 Fuck! Aah! 231 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,474 Turn, same time. 232 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,809 Yeah! Yeah! 233 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,228 - There we go! - There we go! 234 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,318 That's it, Stu! That's my guy, Stu! 235 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,237 Later, dicks. 236 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,489 All right, put on the speed a bit! 237 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,115 Whoa! 238 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,367 Oh, shit, is that John? 239 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,202 Yeah. Somebody's gotta win, right? 240 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,371 - Yeah! - Here comes Hammerhead! 241 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:54,166 You're not my guy, Stu! Fuck you! 242 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,044 Hey, it looks like Mike and Stu aren't playing around. 243 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,421 I might be in trouble out here. 244 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,839 John, I'd love to save your ass, 245 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,384 but I got a clown crawling up mine. 246 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,971 Oh, looks like your friends are already on the ropes. 247 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,349 I don't have any friends. 248 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,142 Interesting. 249 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:15,020 And here I thought these two were making you soft. 250 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,941 I've always said that family, friends, 251 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,901 they make you weak. 252 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,361 Strength... 253 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,155 comes from standing on your own. 254 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,035 I see that strength in you. 255 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,831 Can I interest you in some elk cheese? 256 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,541 It's delightfully gamey. 257 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,860 I always liked you, Quiet. 258 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,069 Gosh, not too long ago, 259 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,988 you were a little fishy in my tank. 260 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,406 I'm glad you got out, 261 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,908 'cause chasing you down is way more fun. 262 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,827 How is he so goddamn fast? 263 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,123 Oh, there you are. 264 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,916 Kill you later, Quiet. 265 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,710 You're mine! 266 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,924 John, bring 'em to me. 267 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,552 Don't slow down. 268 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,612 - This is it! - Sorry, John. 269 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,698 Oh, sorry, Stu. 270 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,451 Oh-- turn! Turn! 271 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,827 No! Fuck! 272 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,622 Mike! Mike! 273 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,211 Kill 'em, yeah! 274 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,678 One car down, 275 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,805 and five to go. 276 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,521 Where are you going, Grimm? 277 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,401 Oh, what have we here? 278 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,444 Grimm's my main course, 279 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:31,241 but your nasty little ass can be my appetizer. 280 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,077 The clown's trying to fuck me? 281 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,995 Good thing I brought protection. 282 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,166 Here comes the pain! 283 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,508 A shield? That's not the spirit of the game. 284 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,759 Fucking cheater! 285 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,345 Kiss me, and I'll kiss you back. 286 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,027 Let's go! Let's go! 287 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,699 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 288 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,992 What is she doing?! 289 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,203 Honestly, it's pretty badass. 290 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,789 Cheat codes? Pathetic! 291 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,418 Who wants it next?! 292 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,171 I want carnage, not trickery. 293 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:37,849 Fuck! 294 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,103 Fuck a force field. 295 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,647 All I need is force! 296 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,027 There, balance restored. 297 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,363 Are you enjoying the show? 298 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,035 Come on, John. 299 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,119 Come on, Quiet. 300 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,377 Hey, could you help me get them off my ass, please? 301 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,252 On it! 302 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:18,180 All right, Raven, now it's just you and me. 303 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,103 I had you all set up to win, 304 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,105 but you threw it all away for the nookie! 305 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,357 Oh, shit! 306 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,943 Now I'm glad you didn't drive for me. 307 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:13,986 You suck at this. 308 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,988 Hey, Raven... 309 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,698 get fucked! 310 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,462 Kiss my ass, Raven! 311 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,151 May I have this dance? 312 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,067 Okay, dummy, you go left, I go right. 313 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,277 I mean, mix it up a little. 314 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,823 Raven's out! We're almost there. 315 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,075 I'm trying to line up Grimm, but he's squirrelly. 316 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,163 Hey, that kill is mine! 317 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,417 Does dibs mean nothing to you people?! 318 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,756 Wait, does your Roadkill have the red lever? 319 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,012 Fuck, yeah, it does. Line 'em up. 320 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,766 Ooh, predictable. 321 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:09,561 Ready. 322 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,604 Now! 323 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,984 Bye-bye! 324 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,204 Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 325 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,170 Time to settle this, Grimm, 326 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:40,090 once and for all. 327 00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:01,487 Yes, Grimm! 328 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:05,991 Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! 329 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,826 No! 330 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,328 This is my show! 331 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,918 It's just hands and noses now. 332 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,254 Hey! Hey! 333 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,839 This doesn't concern you. 334 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,682 You can kill me, but at the end of the day, 335 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,351 you'll still be a sad, pathetic clown, 336 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,852 Marcus! 337 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,732 But everyone will know my name. 338 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:42,361 Sweet Tooth! 339 00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,324 Bullseye. 340 00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:49,284 Booyah! 341 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,375 I would like to see that on the replay. 342 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,711 Oh, wait, I can. 343 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:03,800 Oh, yes! 344 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,890 Now time for the real fun to begin. 345 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,060 We're close to the end, folks. 346 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,645 But I have a feeling some of you out there 347 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:19,356 would love a little twist. 348 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,071 What's a final round 349 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,366 without a final boss? 350 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,936 Please welcome to the game... 351 00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:00,939 Minion! 352 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,976 It's wonderful, isn't it? 353 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,561 I mean, yes, you could have warned them, 354 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,813 but it's better this way. 355 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,523 They'll never hold you back again. 356 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,665 What the hell is that thing? 357 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,501 A robot or a monster. 358 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,503 A robot monster? 359 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,008 Okay, tough guy, game on. 360 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,009 Here we go. 361 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,651 Ah, goddammit! 362 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,242 Well, guess we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way. 363 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,962 Shit, this motherfucker's fast. 364 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,928 I'd like to go to your gym. 365 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,620 This is bad. 366 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,934 That all you got? 367 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:48,524 Ooh! 368 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:50,567 Sad clown. 369 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:09,586 Move! Move! 370 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:18,763 Holy fuck! 371 00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,017 What do you want to do about this whole final boss situation? 372 00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,935 I have no idea, but I'm starting to think 373 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,646 Calypso might not want anybody to win this tournament. 374 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,523 Why go through all this trouble? 375 00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:31,025 Question for another day. 376 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,861 Right now I'm wondering how to beat this son of a bitch. 377 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:36,281 Oh, shit! 378 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:39,743 Whoa! 379 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,384 Shit-face, you missed! 380 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:12,984 Ooh! 381 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:21,700 Hey, John. Remind me, 382 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,744 how is Roadkill's turning radius? 383 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,705 Fucking awesome! 384 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,542 Let's show this big red motherfucker 385 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,794 what Roadkill is made of. 386 00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,380 You got it. Locking on. 387 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,139 I found a weak spot on its back! 388 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,558 Okay, I take left, You take right. 389 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,102 We'll outflank him together. 390 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,479 Wouldn't want it any other way. 391 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,527 Shit. 392 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:57,904 Game over. 393 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,580 Oh, god. 394 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,207 Quiet! 395 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:19,675 John! 396 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:22,594 Oh! 397 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:33,272 Oh, looks like we may have a winner. 398 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:07,139 Double elimination! 399 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:13,855 John! 400 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:21,653 John! John... 401 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:24,365 John, come on, damn it, wake up! 402 00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,617 Wake up, please! 403 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,577 John! 404 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,332 John, goddammit, wake up! 405 00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:37,252 John! 406 00:30:52,435 --> 00:30:54,520 Mike? 407 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:56,939 Mike. 408 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,525 Mike! Wake up, dude! 409 00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:00,402 Mike! 410 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:06,408 I'm so sorry, man. 411 00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:10,077 You didn't deserve this. 412 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:12,288 I love you, man. Wake up! 413 00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:18,252 I'll avenge you. 414 00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:19,421 I promise. 415 00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:37,438 All right, you crazy fucks, 416 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:38,940 it's time to feel the wrath of... 417 00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:45,612 Wait a minute. 418 00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:47,949 Where is everyone? 419 00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:57,083 Wow. 420 00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:01,587 Okay, uh... 421 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,422 ladies and gentlemen, 422 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,716 please congratulate the victors, 423 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,885 Mike and Stu! 424 00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:10,846 Oh, wait, Mike's dead. 425 00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:13,849 Uh, just Stu! 426 00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:16,602 - I won? - Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! 427 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:19,355 Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! 428 00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:20,982 Stu! Stu! Stu! 429 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,068 John! 430 00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:25,986 Stu! Stu! Stu! 431 00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:45,005 I will be leaving now, you greasy-haired little bitch. 432 00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:47,549 Well, I tried. 433 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:48,884 Go on. Go to them. 434 00:32:51,096 --> 00:32:52,472 It's not going to matter soon anyway. 435 00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:57,976 We did it, Mike. 436 00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:00,229 I'm the winner! 437 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:04,067 Yeah! I'm the winner! 438 00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:54,908 Jesus Christ.